single 

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

single by kmfo27 April 22, 2009

single 

Being single's not that bad hehe

s:stay
i:intoxicated
n:nightly
g:get
l:laid
e:everyday

By : Jeff Foxworthy <hehe>

single by Tiffany February 6, 2004

Single 

Someone who makes jokes about the other sex.

Guy 1: MaKe Me A sAnDwIcH wOmAn!!!11!!
Girl 1: You're single aren't you...

Girl 1: MEN ARE PIGZ!!11!!1!!!!one!!!1
Guy 1: You're single aren't you...

Single by Znorock February 8, 2012

single 

A CD that usually has around half the tracks of a normal one.

Why pay full price for half the music? I hate singles and EPs.

single by anonymous March 15, 2005

single 

A choice of lifestyle commonly used in order to be free to seek others and hope to find the right relationship that suites you

How can you be single, and we are fucking!!!

Because i have no girl, and you arent mine either!!!

single by elipsis1091985 November 16, 2009

single 

to feel like the bird in the sky.

to be single,its a great idea to feel the life.

single by zedo August 10, 2006

single 

A college dorm room for 1 person.

I'm in a single room at college.

single by 5'11"racer November 11, 2006