Strawberries and cream 

The ultimate finish to oral sex. As the man deposits his nut butter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. When executed properly, the bloody nose produced will result in the famed "Strawberries and Cream".

*SPLAT!*

*BAM!*

"Mmmm, I love me some strawberries and cream"

Strawberries and cream by Gayathrizzle fo shizzle December 2, 2003

strawberries and cream 

1. Blood and ejaculate. Esp. menstral fluid and ejaculate.

After we finished intercorse, I noticed we made strawberries and cream.

strawberries and cream by CoughSyrup November 1, 2006

Strawberries and Cream 

When you eatin a girl out while she on her period, she comes, and she squirt it in your mouth

Last night while I was eating Kelly, she came and gave me some Strawberries and Cream.

Strawberries and Cream by Unthoughtmind September 18, 2016

Strawberries and cream 

Any mixture of blood and semen. Some go for the 'hur hur alpha route' (blood nose), some are into biting their partners and drooling it onto their cock mid-handjob, or especially kinky partners might go for a blowjob with blood already in their mouth. Any way you slice it (another way of getting blood), it's one of the kinkier acts out there, though coming with a few risks for the unhygienic.

Not to be confused with the dessert.

Andrew's really into his girlfriend giving him strawberries and cream - it's the main reason he decided to date a nurse.

Guy A: Man, I love strawberries and cream.
Guy B: Me too. The pain takes getting used to, though.
Guy A: ... what.

Strawberries and cream by Harlequinzel November 25, 2015

Strawberries and cream 

When you cum in your girlfriend's vagina when she's on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the cum/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a Strawberries and Cream.

"I gave Betty the strawberries and Cream last night!"

Strawberries and cream by McMillion July 23, 2008

Strawberries and Cream 

After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.

Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.

Strawberries and Cream by 9Jesses August 31, 2007

Strawberries and Cream 

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

Strawberries and Cream by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020