JOMFY 

An individual who has unwittingly recieved a load of another man's semen on his face. Namely, Daniel Edward Lee of Georgetown Villas, Merthyr Tydfil. (Drives a Blue Ford Fiesta - Watch out for him.)

"I've got Jism On My Face Yah"

"WAAAAY jOMFY!!!!"

"Fucking hell like boys, I can't believe you JOMFed me again."

JOMFY by Jimmygrimm November 6, 2008

Jommy Watermelon 

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.

Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.

Jommy Watermelon by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021

Jomayra 

Exotic girl from a Hispanic culture. Knows different types of dances and enjoys showing them off. She refuses to dance with anyone but herself. Is absolutely nice to everyone and seems to be the sweetest thing on earth, but in reality does not really like many people. She usually has a perfectly toned body and loves getting involved in different sports. She especailly likes wearing tight clothes that show off her perfect butt. She is wanted by everyone but rejects everyone at the same time. Really smart too, but doesnt act snotty.

Girl: Hey Jomayra
Jomayra: Hey how you been ?
Girl: Great you?
Jomayra: I been fine. Well I gotta go. See yah!
Girl: Okay. Bye.
Jomayra: (As she walks away) Uhh I hate her.

Jomayra by Bestyyy22443 November 4, 2011

Jomfru 

Adjective. Typically an Afghanish or an Abanien dude, without ever having experience sex.. Mainly because:

1. The person has not yet engaged sex because he is so socially crippled that whenever he is around the opposite sex he begins to hiss and fart uncontrollably.

2. When the dudes are shy, it's considered really uncool for the girls to know. simply because of that, the girls are very easily frightened away.

Somalian boy: Hey Afghanish and Albanien boys how come you don't have a girlfriend?

Jomfru: Cause we're too shy the girls don't like us.

Somalian boy: Omg look at those Jomfru's they'll never get laid.

Jomfru by Jahja July 19, 2011

jomay 

A Beautiful Girl Who’s popular Asf.

Everyone Wants to be a jomay

I rlly wish i was a jomay

jomay by Isn’t taha just amazing February 21, 2020

Jommy 

An insult, created by Twist (American Rapper) and his cousin, Ethan they were 5.
Many uses, like as a replacement for "bitch" or "cunt" or insults of the sort.

"you fucking JOMMY."

" You little fucking jommy i know you touched my shit when i was at my friend's house!"

"oh yeah, brennan... hes such a jommy i swear to god! all the girls want him but hes genuinely a little jommy."

Jommy by SMBMC News Channel 5 Detroit July 27, 2023

jommy 

On instant Star, Jude Harrison, and Tommy Quincy together as a couple. *Their couple name*

I like Jommy better than Juderman, and Jumie.

jommy by unspoken_love_x3 January 21, 2008