1. Rylie:
Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T
DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't
believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.