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chodaswipe 

The act of taking sweat off of your choda, onto your finger, generally following an athletic event, and wiping it onto someones upper lip.
I just chodaswiped that kid, he's going to smell like my gooch for 2 weeks.
chodaswipe by davidnamis September 18, 2006

chodasaurus Rex 

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

chondareli 

Oh my God, Reacon is such a Chondareli
chondareli by Westbrookofcp July 21, 2014

chonkasaurus 

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.
chonkasaurus by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021
A big hairy disgusting wart often found on your arse.
Callum: Wow ! look at that thing on your arse. WTF? is that ?

Ross: Oh ! don't worry thats just my "COONDAS".
Coondas by bobmarley1995 February 17, 2009
An austrailian term for nauseated, disgorge, gasp, heave, keck, nauseate, pant, puke, retch, sicken, spew, strain, struggle, throw up, or vomit.
Chonda by The Huevos December 25, 2005