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Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.
She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.
Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009
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pheening 

verb: having all of your thought bent on one thing; jonesing
I'm really pheening for some cheeseburgers! or.. I can't wait for a smoke break, I'm so pheening right now!
pheening by Bad Beast January 10, 2008

Pheening 

An incorrectly spelled/pronounced version of "Fiending": the act of wanting something so bad that one acts like a fiend to get it.
"She was fiending (not pheening) for chocolate like a dope fiend fiending (not pheening) for dope."
Pheening by TheBoxDrone September 5, 2011

pheezing 

The act of having phantom pooping sensations with no bowel movements.
"I have been pheezing all day but nothing is coming out."
pheezing by Holidays4men October 7, 2020

Pheefing 

When a woman queefs, shits, and pisses at the same time.
"I thought I was having a baby, but it was just me pheefing!"
Pheefing by rat_lil January 3, 2022

Pheening 

Usually used when someone has a large amount of Weed or anything else.
Person #1 : Hell yeaah ! We totally gonna spark it!
Person #2 : Yeaah niqqahh ! We pheening !
Pheening by asexyasspuertorican August 27, 2011