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Spiderman Wank 

When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.

Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.

Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!

Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.

Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Sally: I want a divorce.
Spiderman Wank by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006
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Spiderman Wank 

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')
I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)
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Spider man wank 

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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