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Negressophobia

This is the fear of pretty, ugly, fat, thin, and basically any kind of woman with dark skin i.e. Africans, African-American, Black British, Caribbean, and so on. This fear is usually exercised by men (and sometimes women) when it comes to relationships (See Claustro-negressophobia).
Man this cat is suffering from a severe case of Negressophobia. Gotta get him some white chocolate.
Negressophobia by Neil A September 10, 2008
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Negressophobia

This is the fear of pretty, ugly, fat, thin, and basically any kind of woman with dark skin i.e. Africans, African-American, Black British, Caribbean, and so on. This fear is usually exercised by men (and sometimes women) when it comes to relationships (See Claustro-negressophobia).
Daamn, this cat is suffering from a severe case of Negressophobia. Gotta get him some hot white chocolate, and fast!
Negressophobia by Neil A November 7, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"
Claustro-negressophobia by Neil A November 7, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!
Claustro-negressophobia by Neil A September 9, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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