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The chipotle challenge is one of the toughest and most grueling tasks ever to face man kind. It is also very difficult yet highly enertaining to watch. To complete the chipotle challenge sucessfully you must eat 3 full burritos or fajita burritos in one sitting (maximum time limit of 45 minutes). No burrito bowls or any of that pansy crap is allowed either. When attempting this challenge the competitor may choose what sides he wants on his burritos and the burritos may be all the same, or different if he prefers. The competitor should not have to purchase the burritos himself but the price should be split up among friends (unless of course the competitor eats less than 1 and a half burritos at which point he will refund all money and acknowledge he is a huge failure). The competitor may drink whatever fountain drinks are availble at the chipotle and there is no restriction on how much you may drink/not drink. This challenge takes months and sometimes years in preparation before it should even be attempted due to the amount of mental strain the competitor must go thru to complete it. If a challenge is completed successfully he/she shall be known as a chipotle master and should be given great respect not only in chipotles but around the world.
I have not yet completed the chipotle challenge, but i am currently training with a chipotle master from my city...he is like a god to me
chipotle challenge by DWD September 1, 2008
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chipotle challenge

The most grueling challenge of all. A person must eat 3 full burritos in 45 minutes and then run a mile on a track in under 8 minutes, all while holding it down for two hours after the original start time.
Bob: DUDE! You up for some Chipotle?
Fred: Sure!
Bob: Do the chipotle challenge! You eat 3 burritos and then run a mile in under 8 minutes!
Fred: WTF?! Thats crazy!
Bob: Pussy

Chipotle challenge

FOUR chipotle burritos, fully loaded.

30 minute time limit.

A (this varies) sub 6 minute mile after completing the eating part.
No vommiting allowed for 1 hour after the run is over.
Dude, you're insane for attempting the chipotle challenge. Who the hell manages that much food and then runs?
Chipotle challenge by CPTC Fool October 20, 2013

The Chipotle Challenge 

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.
Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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