asshat

someone who defends an absurd position only for the sake of gaining attention

1. only an asshat would complain about hashtags in a public forum!
2. only an asshat would defend hashtags in a public forum!
3. are you going down to that pro gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
4. are you going down to that anti gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!

by jdirt2019 February 24, 2013

asshat

10x's worst than a douchebag

My friend tripped me so I said "you little asshat"!

by ann-noynymous February 19, 2015

asshat

Going to a location for the purpose of aimlessly wandering and/or behaving as someone with their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Usually late at night.

Phone text message conversation:

Hey! We're going to go asshat at Wal-Mart, wanna come?

It's 2AM, why the hell are you still up? Okay, I'll meet you over there.

by Gol_Stoan August 3, 2010

asshat

a person who covers, or surrounds an ass, in the process taking on the persona, and the characteristics of an ass.

1.)The asshat at the bank kept bothering me for change.

2.) can you believe that asshat? he nearly dropped my pizza.

by L-Dagz October 25, 2008

asshat

The closest synonym is anything that is ridiculously stupid or frustrating; a total clusterfuck. (while used mostly as a noun its more appropriate use is as a widely general ADJECTIVE)

eg: "trying to park in here is a total asshat..."

by evan yesterday August 22, 2009

asshat

1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.

Those are bitching asshats-Greg

by RRyan May 18, 2005

asshat

One that looks down on others and is overall, a douchebag in it's finest shit.

Did you see that asshat? He's so annoying. BAN! BAN! BAN!

Near is an asshat.

by J Zhang August 3, 2007