asshat

someone who defends an absurd position only for the sake of gaining attention
1. only an asshat would complain about hashtags in a public forum!
2. only an asshat would defend hashtags in a public forum!
3. are you going down to that pro gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
4. are you going down to that anti gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
by jdirt2019 February 24, 2013
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"OMG Do you remember when Bobby called Dean an asshat for, like, the 100th time in the series?!"
by I KNOW MY LIFE May 22, 2016
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Going to a location for the purpose of aimlessly wandering and/or behaving as someone with their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Usually late at night.
Phone text message conversation:

Hey! We're going to go asshat at Wal-Mart, wanna come?

It's 2AM, why the hell are you still up? Okay, I'll meet you over there.
by Gol_Stoan August 03, 2010
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The closest synonym is anything that is ridiculously stupid or frustrating; a total clusterfuck. (while used mostly as a noun its more appropriate use is as a widely general ADJECTIVE)
eg: "trying to park in here is a total asshat..."
by evan yesterday August 22, 2009
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a person who covers, or surrounds an ass, in the process taking on the persona, and the characteristics of an ass.
1.)The asshat at the bank kept bothering me for change.

2.) can you believe that asshat? he nearly dropped my pizza.
by L-Dagz October 25, 2008
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1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.
Those are bitching asshats-Greg
by RRyan May 18, 2005
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One that looks down on others and is overall, a douchebag in it's finest shit.
Did you see that asshat? He's so annoying. BAN! BAN! BAN!

Near is an asshat.
by J Zhang August 03, 2007
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