working from home 

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.

Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'

working from home by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006

Working From Home 

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.

Working From Home by frank1985 October 18, 2012

Working From Home 

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

Working From Home by Not Dan Lane July 26, 2015

Working from home 

Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.

"I really love working from home; I have no commute.. but I'm starting to feel like a shut-in."

Working from home by Hawks.Fan.12 May 23, 2019

Working From Home 

Code for waking up late and going to Happy Hour.

She is working from home these days.

Working From Home by Ludd December 15, 2015

working from home 

Working it at your house instead of the office.

Presidents Thomas J and Kennedy were working from home most of the time.

working from home by Capt Awesome September 14, 2008