Chris Bosh 

A gay dinosaur

The Miami Heat are famous for their "big three". One is a pitiful douchebag, one is actually good and one is a gay dinosaur. Guess which one Chris Bosh is?

Chris Bosh by sadsadclown June 25, 2013

chris bosh 

The RuPaul of NBA big men.

Hi, I'm Chris Bosh. I'm a stat-stuffing, playoff-missing, overrated, overpaid, underachieving, self-absorbed loser. Follow me on Twitter.

chris bosh by 90sNBAcenters July 7, 2010

Chris Bosh 

One of the most hated NBA players of all-time. Leaving the Toronto Raptors to join the Miami Heat, while throwing the city of Toronto under the bus on the way out. Known for making conceited comments and crying in the locker-room.

Hi, I'm Chris Bosh and I'm part of the Miami heat Big 3.

..Don't you mean the big 2?

...Follow me on Twitter! New documentary coming out soon!

Chris Bosh by JayFerrari June 3, 2011

Chris Bosh 

Power Forward on the Toronto Raptors. Drafted 4th Overall In the 2003 Draft and Wears #4.

Monster Dunk From Chris Bosh

Chris Bosh by Tza January 22, 2006

Chris Bosh 

A versatile power forward who playes for the Toronto Raptors. He's about 6-10 and is very underrated, since he's overshadowed by guys like lebron, dwyane wade, and carmelo. Too bad he plays for toronto, otherwise he'd be famous too. averages like 23 points, 9 rebounds and 1.2 blocks per game, and he's only 21. Has a bright future.

Whoa, did you say Chris Bosh dunk at the all-star game?

Who?

Chris Bosh. # 4....

Chris Bosh by Foghorn June 11, 2006

Chris Bosh 

1. An NBA player who was drafted in the 2003 NBA Draft picked as #4 and spent half of his career in the Toronto Raptors. Bosh left the Raptors to join Lebron James and Dwayne Wade to the Miami Heat.

2. Chris Bosh is an alien that came from the planet Uranus and wears hyper boots to dunk and block shots.

3. Chris Bosh is the #2 most hated player in the NBA.

Jeremy: Hey did you see Chris Bosh's monster dunk?
Bob: Yeah I wish I had his hyperboots

Chris Bosh by Mega_Asian34 July 13, 2011

Chris Bosh 

Cue Jurassic Park music

Chris Bosh was probably raised by dinosaurs.

Chris Bosh by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021