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geurtzed 

1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
geurtzed by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
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when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.
John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....
gerted by peachylance February 26, 2008
oi look at that gertred cunt
gertred by Gertred April 17, 2019
A kink a formed between a grandson and grandmother called Gerted.
Trevor enjoys Gerted things with his grandmother!
Gerted by T-op August 28, 2021
A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson
Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!
Gerted by T-op August 28, 2021

Gertreded 

Being stupid at work or forgetting things you need for work at the office when working remotely. Can also be used as a work friendly word for "retarded".
Person 1: "I forgot my CAD key at the office so you'll need to order things while I am at home"
Person 2: "You are gertreded..."
Gertreded by sushiattack October 12, 2022