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(Original meaning: the currency in the anime cowboy bebop.)
Can also be used to describe a big dick, similar to schlong balls.
“Who up that got a woolong?”
woolong by nihilisticcriminal April 8, 2021
Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.

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Get your board mate! The waves are lapping at Woolong's foreshore like a rabid dingo.
Woolong by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

Wollongong Hospital 

A communal pissing hole, for junkie sluts, and derro crackheads alike.
Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.
Oi, Oi, Acko ya cunt, me n dezza are takin shazza down wollongong hospital cos she had too many pingers ayy. Want me to get on for ya while I'm there?

Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts 

A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!

Wollongong

Main city in Australia, south of Sydney, that did indeed used to be nice, but is now swarming/over-crowded with wogs, racists, and tools. Featured attractions include:
The Cancer cluster at Port Kembla.
Australia's primary heroin import docks, also in Port Kembla.
The resident heroin junkies at Crown Street Mall.
The resident heroin junkies at Denison Street.
The resident heroin junkies at New Dapto Road.
A large demonic portal that channels all the corruption of the world and distils it in the form of the Local Council.
A smaller demonic portal, also channeling corruption, but funnelling it towards the monopoly that owns every single nightclub in the town, with the exception of one on Crown St, which is soon to be demolished by aforementioned monopoly anyhow (by order of aforementioned corrupt Council).
Cute girl from Sydney: "Where are you from"
Guy from Wollongong: "Wollongong"
Cute girl from Sydney: <runs in the opposite direction>
Wollongong by e_i_pi March 9, 2008
Hey woojong, stop falling asleep in statistics class or I'll squish you like a twinkie.
woojong by jorge arena November 12, 2009