shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

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Shihem

A Shy person that has a penis and vagina.
A Shy Shim.

What up with that Shim it never talks to anyone?
Oh it's a Shihem.

by selvol August 27, 2012

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shiheem

shiheem is a super aswome person that everyone likes and who gets all of the really pretty girls..

"WOW that guy is awesome". "Yeah hes a real SHIHEEM"!!!!!!!!

by MasonG2617 December 7, 2015

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Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006