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Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty mariana 

Getting high with the homies, take a lot of acid and have psychedelic sex
Tonight i’m gonna have a Dirty mariana
Dirty mariana by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

dirty marianne 

Getting drunk off beer, shots and strawpedos and snorting coke with your mates until 7am then getting up and going about ya normal day
“Oh man, Thursday night was ace, I pulled a dirty marianne but I felt like ass on Friday.”
dirty marianne by Monkeybantz April 3, 2020

Dirty Marino 

When the racist gets mad at a GTA strip club because he’s thinks the girls aren’t hot enough
Or
When he spends too much time stripping in a GTA strip club
Oh hey what are you doing WAIT ARE DIRTY MARINO ING RIGHT NOW??!

dirty marino 

You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.
Dude, I tried the Dirty Marino with Sylvia last night, but the pass was intercepted by Mary.
dirty marino by FUNNY December 1, 2004

dirty mariana 

a dirty mariana is when you put whisked raw eggs inside your belly button and ears for pleasure
also they find pleasure by asking for a blowey from dirty olivia
dirty mariana : i shoved too many raw eggs inside my belly button will you dirty olivia give me a blowey

dirty olivia : no
dirty mariana by cadeyedwards April 16, 2020