DIYDB 

Do it yourself douchebag. Someone who thinks they can “do it themselves” but can’t. Which ends up causing more problems for them in the end.

My neighbor is a diydb he’s always making noise and trying to fix thing around his house. Too bad he sucks at it, he’s been building his shop for three summers now.

DIYDB by JazzzzyJefff March 11, 2021

DIYBJ

Acronym for Do It Yourself Blow Job.
Describes the act of pleasuring oneself and/or the next to impossible ability to perform self fellatio.

Ho: Have you seen Pete?
John: Nada. Hes probably working on his DIYBJ again.

DIYBJ by Swampybaby January 2, 2018

didban

Didban can mean anything you want it to. Whether you’re angry, upset or happy you can use this word.

Friend: you’re so ugly
Me: didban

Friend: *tells a joke*
Me: didban

didban by Chicken beans January 10, 2021

DIYdom

DIYdom; 'Do It Yourself Condom'

Increasingly popular in the upcoming generations to combat teen pregnancy, STD's and save £2.49 ($4.79) on retail contraception.

Unfortunately even though the heart was in the right place, the intellect of these creative minds meant DIYdom's were doomed to fail and even brought along there own problems, which in most cases were seen as embarrassing rather than harmful

This method has been deemed by professional university drop outs to be an even stupider method than the other commonly used Pull and Pray.

Creative Mind One: Didn't have a condom last night
Creative Mind Two: You Pull an Pray?
Creative Mind One: Nah, I used a DIYdom
Creative Mind Two: DIYdom?
Creative Mind One: Yeah, Made a home made condom
Creative Mind Two: Really? How Creative!
Creative Mind One: Used a Empty Crisp Packet & a Rubber band
Creative Mind Two: Did it work though?
Creative Mind Two: Yeah 100% mate! innit

DIYdom by DazzKK March 9, 2007

DIYDILF 

A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.

I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.

DIYDILF by mikey_bear March 8, 2010

diyd diyd 

damn if you do, damn if you don't

Catch-22 is a variation of diyd diyd.

diyd diyd by professor whippee f May 11, 2009

diydkm 

An acronym for "Delete If You Don't Know Me". Usually used in sending blanket emails to cover a large number of audiences in global corporations. This term is most likely to be found on those spam emails to say the sender is leaving the company.

e.g. (Alice and Bob both received an email from Charlie with a subject line "Leaving the firm - DIYDKM")

Alice: Have you seen Alice's leaving email, the one with DIYDKM.
Bob: Yes I saw, I can't wait that this first class wanker is finally leaving! Let's go out and have a drink tonight to celebrate!
Alice: Deal!

diydkm by at299 April 29, 2015