A termused by managers to justify inaction when subordinates complain that their workload is excessive.
S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."
M: "You would if your time management was better."
S: "I suppose you're going to tell me you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"
M: "Damn right I am!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"