pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows

yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

pillowsexual by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010

Pillowsexual

A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).

Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"

Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."

Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro."

Person 1: "I accept you bro."

Person 2: "Thanks bro."

Pillowsexual by Mr Helix May 2, 2022

pillowsexual

when you can't stop humping your pillow to the point where you're attracted to it and name it and give it clothes

omg jesse i couldn't stop humping my pillow last night it's so attractive i'm actually pillowsexual

pillowsexual by gayestard March 29, 2021

Pillowsexual

Apparently you want to fuck a pillow and thats all.

Look at Peter! he really be humpin' the pillow.
He is Pillowsexual. Duhhh

Pillowsexual by Saeneonchii March 10, 2021

Pillowsexual

Pillowsexual;Your attracted to pillows.

cc:What’s your sexuality?
cc: Oh I’m pillowsexual

Pillowsexual by Hi im pErfectLy Perfect no hid January 22, 2021

Pillowsexual

Pillowsexuality is the sexual attraction from a human towards a pillow. Pillowsexuals are often virgins and are between the age of 16-43 but in rare cases can be aged from late 60's to early 80's. When a pillowsexual engages in sexual interactivity with a pillow, they tend to slit a hole in the outer material, leaving just enough space for the man, or woman in some cases, to replicate the female genetalia. If a person believes they are a pillowsexual, 9/10 times they will keep it a secret although in the odd time they don't, it is most likely they will tell a psychiatrist if help is needed or maybe just a few friends for a laugh.

Person 1:"Hey that guy's kinda cute".

Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".

Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.

Pillowsexual by Batman is cool May 19, 2018

Pillow Sexual 

When you are loved in a relationship with a pillow

I Love you Pillow, you are very comferable, lets get sexual and make babies, We Are Pillow Sexual

Pillow Sexual by FrostyWIllBombTheTimeOfTheCloc July 24, 2018