Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves
masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent,
family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and
looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.