Listener 

Someone who constantly listening to other peoples problems, we can listen give advice and comfort the talkers. we never get asked how we are because *listeners don't have problems*

"Have you spoken to lucy ?"

" yh, she is such a good listener "

" did u ask how she was ? "

" no, she doesn't have any problems"

Listener by Always_284 February 27, 2021

listener 

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

listener by Chris December 20, 2004

Listener's Block 

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

Listener's Block by simbrose May 20, 2011

Mitski listener 

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.

Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"

Mitski listener by catpiss69 November 25, 2021

designated listener 

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.

left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

designated listener by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

Average Mitski Listener 

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

Average Mitski Listener by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

areola listener 

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

areola listener by lovedemtitties February 18, 2014