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Fuckery Fairy 

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.
Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*
Fuckery Fairy by funny bish January 18, 2010

Mark fuckerburg 

The dickhead who made the time-wasting piece of shit otherwise known as Facebook.

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president
I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!
Trump-fuckery by signchic February 6, 2017
Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.
"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'
Fuckery by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013

church of fuckery 

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.
Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

emotional fuckery 

a state of mind where you are completely confused and begin to hate on the poeple and objects around you. it can relate to relationship problems, personal problems and other factors that will lead to your inevitable nervous break down.
joe: "hey bro are you okay?"
pete: "na bro just emotional fuckery.."