(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or
people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder
people, tuna. Those
people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.
Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that
hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while
fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!