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money on mother 

money on mother
well, yeah thats what i think it is so yeah

this is a joke DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY

snakes on a mother fucking plane 

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane 

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane!!!!!

Go Large Marge on a mother fucker 

If people don't quit telling me what to do today, I'm going to go Large Marge on a mother fucker.

your thoughts dwell on your mother 

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme
Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."
I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.