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wiffington 

they shud call u sir wiffington
Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").
Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
Wilfing by Memasa December 24, 2008
It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!
Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!
Waffing by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011
when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.
1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?
wifing by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009
Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.
Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.
Wifling by Rob Vile March 31, 2010

wifeing championships 

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!