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draking and driving 

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.
Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!
draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013
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Dzakira dzakirah dzakiyya Dzaki Dzakiya Draking deakin Daki Dakin Daking

deakin derwishing 

Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time
Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once

That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!

dakimakuras 

A long body pillow with an anime character imprinted on it for horny otakus (mostly men) to embrace their sexual fantasies. Kiss it, hug it, hump it, watch TV and eat dinner with the pillow because you're either going to treat it as your ultimate sex slave or only best friend. Owners usually treat their love pillows with their uttermost respect as if it was an actual person to the point where they even give them a name. They are usually the innocent and young tsundere girls suggestively posed showing little to no skin, so you better hide it from your guests to prevent getting any dirty looks. They are also the alternative to the old-fashion Japanese blow up dolls, but nonetheless, one of the best ways for someone to please their fetish for hentai and who does not have anyone to please in bed.

These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
1: You have a dakimakura? Dude, you need to get out more...
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.

1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.

1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
Dakiyah is goofy , funny, and extremely petty. She often is good at sports and is known for having a lot of friends or being well known. Dakiyah is a cool person but is violent pushed over edge. If you have a Dakiyah you're one lucky person.
Dakiyah is awesome.
dakiyah by Fye Girl December 23, 2016
She is a sexy ass girl.She got a good body shape and she likes to eat a lot. She also likes to sleep,very lazy,and always has an attitude.
This girl dakira always has an attitude with everybody.
dakira by Dakira June 6, 2018
Short for dakimakura, also known as a body pillow is a rectangular pillow that has a printed character usually from anime on one side, and on the other side is a more lewd version of the character. These are mostly used by otakus in a form of self pleasure.

If you have one of these, you should probably go outside.
Scott: I just bought a daki with Miku on it, guys.

Trevor: You absolute otaku. Go outside for once!
Daki by Purex Detergent July 1, 2018