cmt 

stands for Certified Massage Therapist

She went to school to be a CMT, that is why her massages are so good.

cmt by Errol B. December 28, 2005

cmt 

A shorthand version of the word comment, usually used on sites like MySpace.

I just added some new pix... cmts would be nice.

I'll cmt you back.

cmt by Skye E. December 25, 2008

CMT 

CMT stands for “cap master Tausek” which is what you call a person that likes to cap, or lie a lot.

Random person - hey I was at the bruins game yesterday
Me - that is some cmt right there

CMT by Baja fast August 11, 2021

cmt 

A cable network that claims to play country, but mostly only plays the excruciating pop crossover crap that is ruining what was left of decent country. Watching this "new country" crap makes me feel as if it's Crushing My Testicles.

I just saw Faith Hill on CMT singing "This Kiss". Makes me want to take This 30 ot 6 and shut This bitch up. CENTRIPICAL IS NOT A WORD, FAITH!

cmt by tim deal August 26, 2004

CMT 

A so called 'Gang' in southwest dorset. Yes that's right... Dorset. Right in the heart of the countryside. CMT stands for Contemptuous Mindless Twats. However they like to think it stands for criminal minded thugs. Classy name eh?! CMT is made up by a few small boys, whom like to swagger as they walk, and wear scarves round their faces. Presumably because they get chilly noses. Other dress codes include very cheap materials usually from cheap sport outlets. They buy them a few sizes too big so that the clothes drape from them. This is because they cannot afford a new wardrobe every year, so they need to plan for the future and buy clothes for now, AND when they grow up. They released a soundtrack, to which many people laughed at. It was one of the CMT boys drivelling mindless words, showing how dense he was. CMT will inevitably end up in prison, making fond aqquaintence with the other gentlemen in the showers.

'Hi James!'
'Yo, fuck ya mum. My name aint James it be Tweetie Pie Birdy and I iz from CTM...no, wait... CMT. I maked a sound track...'banged my mum and my sister one week ago, im pretty proud so i'll say it out loud Yeahh im a homo...'

CMT by W.O.T.M April 14, 2009

CMT 

Getting incredibly drunk and being unable to act like a human therefore taking the form of an animal such as a unicorn, slug or bendy lesbian.

Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Ah yeah pretty good, just got a bit CMT'd"
Person 1: "nice!"

CMT by WizardKing February 3, 2014

cmt 

Country music television, a place where hicks can join freely and dance in the nude with a pony tails.But for the chick hicks its different...they clean on those 300 year old washboards in those cover up dressings..But I guess nowadays, anything is better than mtv.

CMT sucks, they need a new good music channel.That combines rock with punk and some hip hop for some flava....yo.

cmt by Anal douche September 14, 2003