hover craft 

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft

hover craft by T Masta H December 28, 2005

hover craft 

Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.

Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.

hover craft by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004

hover craft 

To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.

Tyrese got annoyed because Demarcus was hover crafting him when he was on the computer.

hover craft by YoNasty June 11, 2006

hover craft 

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

hover craft by Jonathan May 2, 2004

Hoover Crafting 

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

Hoover Crafting by Kochie June 23, 2012

My hovercraft is full of eels 

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

hovercraft 

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

hovercraft by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014