The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
A city in sweden, known for it's cafés and "fika".
Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!
If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".
Guy 1: wanna go to Alingsås and grab some fika?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH BOI! <- (dont scream that)
Alingson means, she brings light into anyones life around her. She’s always happy, always smiling big. A contagious smile. She’s the prettiest girl anyone could lay their eyes on.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.