A small Jesuit college in Baltimore, MD. *Lots* of
pretty girls go here, which is mad sweet for the guys because the ratio is 7 girls to every 3 guys. It is a
challenging learning
environment which with its name on your resume is certain to get you a sick job (especially if you go to the business school).
"Loyola College was
the best four years of my life. I got mad chicks,
and then after four years of constant
partying, I got a SWEET job in NYC."