Juice My Juicer 

Another way to express to your friends that you're going to jerk off

"Man I wanna juice my juicer."
"Go for it, bro."

Juice My Juicer by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

drinking my juice 

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice by Viggi September 6, 2020

juice my dick 

v. 1)hook me up.
2)someone has given you a great deal
on something

Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced.

The bartender has juiced my dick all night; I haven't paid for one single shot!

juice my dick by Cartright August 26, 2005

cook my juice 

A phrase meant to confuse others and stop or end an unwanted conversation, argument, or fight.

Brian: Hey baby, what are you up to tonight? Got a boyfriend?
Megan: Cook my juice.

Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.

cook my juice by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 18, 2017

juice my dick 

A commonly used term in bars, nightclubs, etc.. for having someone hook you up with drinks, food, or bitches. It can also be used in past tense as having you 'dick juiced'. It can used generally for receiving something for FREE.

Say trick, could ya' juice my dick and hook me and da boys down wid some table boogy fo' free?

Last night at da damn titty bar, ah' gots my dick juiced by Sunshine and da damn bartender!

juice my dick by Cartright September 6, 2005

Oh My Juice! 

When you get surprise you don't know what to say but you think about juice.

Jerry: Hey, look at this!
Mac: Oh my juice! What is that?

Oh My Juice! by Mark or Norman i think? February 18, 2009

Get Off My Juice 

A PS3 term where you completely own someone and insanely yell get off my juice!

"Yes! GET OFF MY JUICE! I just owned that guy!"

Get Off My Juice by henrik to connor April 19, 2010