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Cloysto is chill, when he wants to be, funny if he isn't tilted off league, patient when he isn't trying to find out something. Cloysto is adventurous, bold, mysterious, approachable, likeable, Cloysto is the coolest person and he doesn't even have to try. Although he can be an ass, he is caring and does everything from a sincere place.
Friend 1 : " I think I found the one"
Friend 2 : " You mean you found Cloysto?"
cloysto by Ambiance November 14, 2020
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Cloyster 

Another word for a vagina, owing to the resemblance that the Pokemon Cloyster has to the female genitalia.
Man...I'm worried after last night. That girl may have had an open sore on her cloyster.

Well, you know what they say...gotta catch 'em all

Clogston 

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.
Clogston by Doodieballss March 31, 2009

Cloyster 

A nickname for somebody named James. The same way Bill is short for William, Cloyster is short for James.
My son's name is James, but we call him Cloyster for short.
Cloyster by A.D. Hayes January 28, 2005

clouston 

queer, fag, douche, loser

also see: queer, fag, douche, loser
kid one: wow that kid over there is such a clouston...
kid two: yeah i know, he acts just like my sister...
clouston by susie's your uncle February 27, 2007

slowpoking her cloyster