Vilhelm 

Vilhelm is the ultimate ladiesman. A real Vilhelm is from Scandinavia and attracts the finest girls. He has a unique and abnormally large penis that has the nickname "Pussy-destroyer". Altogether, he is every girls wet dream.

Girl1: OMG! He is so hot. What's his name?
Girl2: Mmmm! That's Vilhelm. *bites lip*

Vilhelm by Vilhelm är en snyg kile May 22, 2019

vilhelm 

Vilhelms is a sexy guy who likes to train a lot. He is always cool and the girls love him.

Girl: OMG, did you see that guy the other day! He was soooo cute!
Other Girl: Yeah it was a Vilhelm! He is so sexy.

vilhelm by Vilhelm är en snyg kile November 21, 2016

vilhelm 

The firstname Vilhelm is the true and most noble of all spelling variations. It is best combined with the Royal name Boldt, Vilhelm Boldt - resulting in the most unique, perfect and non-circumcised type of men. People refering themselves as Vilhelm Boldt usually call themselves atheists until later in puberty they discover that they are gods.

Combine a sextoy, the perfect pesonality and genes of Aryan and you will have a Vilhelm!

Vilhelm is such a sexobject!
Vilhelm is a god!

vilhelm by Boldtilicious December 12, 2016

vilhelm 

A swedish fish, often found in places around Sweden. Not often found within their actual country in which they're from. Usually they're complaining about how bad surrounding countries are, compared to "Sweden".

Some things a swedish fish would say:

"Sweden is real" such a Vilhelm
"I'm not a fish" said Vilhelm
"I don't like Norway" said the swedish fish called Vilhelm

vilhelm by hahalaifhaha June 19, 2017

Vilhelm 

iso kalu iso poika sataaana peerkile vitua mansikka.

A finish beast man

person 1: who tf is that? "pointing at the little man in the corner".
person 2: yo be quiet he will fuck you upp if he hears you., He person 1: aight man chill.
person 2: shit he's coming over here. Vilhelm
person 3: viitua saatana perkele "imma suck your cok"
"person 1 and 2 runs away in terror"

Vilhelm by Franklins 19 November 13, 2019

Vilhelm 

Slang for a guy who always clutches the Gulag.

Vilhelm: ait guys, I'm coming back
Everyone: of course you are

Vilhelm by ThatGermanDude October 29, 2020

vilhelm 

An ugly ass mother fucker.
Often from Sweden, blond, blue eyes and he looks very much as a Scandinavian little boy.
From my own experience tho I know 5 Vilhelm's, they're often very attracted to girls named Sandra.

Guy: ooh what an ugly ass mother fucker. Such a Vilhelm

Sandra: nooo I want him to fuck me hard as hell

vilhelm by Gurly as fuck December 12, 2016