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When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
Related Words

fartchery 

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.
Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!
1. to come on to strong
2. to force oral on to someone or something
She tried to falache my, but I rejected her forced oral.
falache by John Henry IV April 11, 2008

Farcheesal 

An object having a cheese like quality
That sunset is farcheesal
Farcheesal by Joe Cheeseter August 20, 2022
Farace is a kick ass person. Anyone with the last name Farace will automatically get $3.50 for being so cool!
Damn, I wish I was Farace!

Mongolian Fartchery 

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.