box of rocks 

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

box of rocks by JP May 13, 2005

box of rocks 

a box full of rocks

box of rocks

box of rocks by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020

box of rocks 

In sports (real and fantasy) a term used to describe a trade where the other side got nothing of any real value in return.

"Philadelphia traded their whole team to New York for nothing but a box of rocks."
"Derek is trying to get Joe's best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks."

box of rocks by Henry II August 13, 2006

box of rocks 

A case of Rolling Rock beer (in bottles).

Lets go to the store and get a box of rocks.

box of rocks by Tom W W April 17, 2008

box of rocks 

Nick name giving to Peter Petrelli after in Season 2 his IQ had dropped to that of a box of rocks

He didn't even want to find out who he was, just like Box of Rocks

box of rocks by Jenna4891 January 27, 2008

box of rocks 

TRUMP

DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS

box of rocks by SAVANT PLUNGER April 6, 2017

Hot Box of Rocks 

A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.

Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be

Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!

Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"

"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"

Hot Box of Rocks by ConeCrewCarl November 11, 2010