when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

roadboner by matt August 22, 2004

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randaboner

An erection which can strike a man at any point in the day, seemingly out of nowhere, and not related to the man being turned on. Often striking at the most inopportune moments.

Girl:"Ew have you got a boner!"
Man:"No it's a randaboner, it's not a comment on your attractiveness"
Girl:"Well that's ok then, my apologies"

randaboner by rojo2195 January 26, 2015

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rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.

a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.

rona boner by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020

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Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

Rona Boner by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022

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