Necktrition

Is a noun , meaning a professional head giver/pleaser .

She is a certified necktrition

by Wzrdeys August 30, 2020

necktrician

A shorty gifted with the ability to gobble up your kids like no other girl has before, Almost like it’s her profession.

“Damn bro that Hannah girl was doing some crazy shit last night, girls a necktrician I swear”

by ProfessionalNeckGetter October 27, 2020

newtrition

All da refined-and-processed culinary-crap dat modern-day humans are stuffing down their gullets and invalidly viewing as healthy. Why not just go back to "oldtrition" --- i.e., simple natural fare like ordinary fruits 'n' vegetables, whole grains, lean meats, and fresh milk and butter and cheese like yer gramma used to serve??

Da term "newtrition" could also refer to either a balanced diet for yer tiny colorful amphibian buddies, or a meal-regimen dat actually includes said pliable wetland-dwellers. Presumably da recipient of said diet would just be a garter snake or other natural-toxin-immune organisms, though, since these small harmless-looking critters are actually highly poisonous to humans and many other meat-eating creatures. In fact, it's even advisable to wash your hands well after merely handling them, as even the comparatively minute amounts of their bodily-excretions dat you'd absorb through your skin can be very problematic.

by QuacksO April 26, 2025