Buggage. Noun. Buggage is a term defining emotional crap that you intend to dump on a good friend, or willing listener often held captive, like your hair stylist. Buggage is usually
annoying in content, mundane and not life threatening in nature.
Elaine Benes of Seinfeld kind of material, usually delivered with over the
top drama, and angst, but the friend listens anyway but is often engaged in a mundane activity like eating
cereal. The friend is usually responsible for redirecting the conversation, as the delivery of buggage can last indefinitely. Buggage is a synonym for gossip. Buggage often leads to more buggage.
Hey Jerry, I'm so upset! You have to listen to me! I've got some serious buggage! I think this
guy is
stalking me on Facebook.
Another example, Hey Jerry, I
heard some crazy ass stuff about you and George, tell me it's just a bunch of buggage.