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Maskerbator 

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.
“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside
Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.
Maskerbator by Skydash February 8, 2021

MASKURBATOR 

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.
" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)
MASKURBATOR by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021

Maskerbator 

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.
“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”
Maskerbator by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Maskurbator 

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!
That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!
Maskurbator by Piper2Funny May 15, 2021

Maskerbator 

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc
Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser
Maskerbator by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

Maskdebating 

The act of arguing over wearing a mask as it pertains to Covid-19.
Did you see those two people maskdebating in the cereal isle because one person was wearing a mask, and the other wasn’t?
Maskdebating by McHesp August 6, 2020