Desperate Housewife 

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

Desperate Housewife by Formina Sage July 24, 2010

desperate housewife 

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

desperate housewife by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005

Reverse Desperate Housewife 

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.

"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"

Reverse Desperate Housewife by durkadurkista November 4, 2013

desperate housewives

On a perfect day, in a perfect neighbourhood, in a perfect house, a seemingly perfect, Mary Alice Young killed herself. Mary Alice had five neigbours, five good-looking women who's lives aren't that perfect either. There's clumsy Susan, Martha Stewart from Stepford- Bree, model Gabrielle, mother of four Lynette and predatory divorcee Edie Britt.
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

REX: You're dating my wife, call me Rex!

EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?

BREE: Rex cries after he **********!

desperate housewives by DanielTV June 3, 2005

Desperate Housewives

Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..

"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."

Desperate Housewives by I<3DH September 10, 2008

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

desperate housewives by bryan November 21, 2004

Desperate Housewives

n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.

"'Desperate Houswives' is an excellent show!"

Desperate Housewives by Kewball June 5, 2005