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babygoat 

Accomplishing the task of escapegoating, while having "baby balls." This is done in order to achieve a complete undetected presence. )Refer to "Escapegoat" and "Baby balls")

Escapegoat: This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.

Baby Balls: shaving one balls to obtain the look of a genitalia similar to babies.
- Man carefully when you escape goat her, she might find out.
- Na man it's cool. I'm gonna babygoat her!
babygoat by Up Dog? What? October 17, 2008
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babygoat 

(Baby) something new, begin, barely known

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(GOAT) in reference to Greatest Of All Time

= babygoat
adj: a goal or initial steps to be the greatest of all time.

noun: something unexpectedly great.
The first note she sang was babygoat but the rest of her song broke it's neck.
Last night's bbq was babygoat.
When I make babygoat we gonna have a que (bbq)
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Babygate 

Babygate is word used for 'fake pregnancy' in music industry. People who belive in a babygate belive that pregnancy was/is real. On the other side people who don't believe in a babygate don't believe it was/is real. This is og meaning but it was changed in last few years.

It's a used term in the fandom of One Direction.
Girl 1: I can't believe he's going to be dad!
Girl 2: Yeah well, he's not.
Girl 1: Wait what do you mean?
Girl 2: He's not going to be dad...
Girl 1: But why would you say something like that? It's disrespectful to...
Girl 2: Ok. So you believe in a babygate? Go read masterpost and do your research and then we can talk.
Babygate by charlottelou October 7, 2020

babygate 

the scandal that implies that a certain blue eyed boy band member cheated on his curly partner and had a kid even when the mom was never pregnant.
"oh you believe in babygate? You should read some masterposts on tumblr. It doesn't add up at all"
babygate by beekeeper28 October 7, 2020

Babygate 

'Babygate' is the brouhaha that followed in the wake of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin being tabbed by John McCain as his GOP vice presidential running mate. 'Babygate' alleged that Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome baby Trig was actually the out-of-wedlock offspring of Sarah's teen-aged daughter Bristol, and that Sarah had 'appropriated' Bristol's baby as her own to avoid the scandal of unwed motherhood within a staunchly Fundamentalist home. Adding fuel to the Babygate rumors, during the last five months of Governor Palin's unannounced and unobserved pregnancy with Trig, Bristol Palin had been absent from school owing to 'mononucleosis.'
"As if Babygate wasn't enough! I just read that Bristol Palin is five months pregnant! That little tramp can't walk the block without catching...something."
Babygate by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008

babygater 

Babygater: someone who believes that Louis Tomlinson isn't a dad
X: Sarah denies that Louis is a dad, she's a babygater.
babygater by ch3riec March 5, 2021

Baby Goat 

Christopher Michael Jenkins

A smaller form of a “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all time)
Baby Goat by Apriilmaayy July 14, 2021