person of or from Walton, an area of Liverpool so backward that most L9 dwellers claim to hail from neighbouring Aintree; often a practicioner of the renowned 'Walton Bird' gesture.

Portmanteau word of 'Walton' and 'mong'.

"That Walmong in the Y-3s is going for a chong."

"I spent a pleasant evening in the company of a nice young lady, it wasn't until later that I discovered she was a Walmong."

Walmong by ColleyWog December 25, 2007

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Waymond

Waymond is the best guy on the whole world. Moreover, he's the guy I love and want to be with. And as far as I know he feels the same way about me.
Waymond means love, happiness, safety and extra cheese. Is smart, handsome, totally hawt, caring, loving and kinky. Can be associated with Effie, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, scented candles and bath with lots of bubbles.
And oh, Waymond has nothing to do with so called Raymond style. Oh no. Trust me. I know.

me&Waymond want to buy some watewpwoof sheets.

I can't wait to see Waymond in his kilt.

Waymond+Effie=<3

Waymond by evalyen July 16, 2008

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walmands

A deadly disease caused by eating walnuts and almonds that are candied, at the same time. Few people survive.

Walmands
= mixtures of nuts candied can create the disease and it is highly contagious.

walmands by The Infected August 13, 2012

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