miroeaves 

a family activity or gathering

"bro, you're invited to my family's miroeaves this weekend!"

miroeaves by opersefoni April 25, 2020

bombard with high level microwaves 

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

bombard with high level microwaves by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008

Microwaveslave 

Someone who belongs to our omnipotent Loli god

Omg, can I be your microwaveslave?

Microwaveslave by the.average.shaula.enjoyer March 14, 2021

Microwaves 

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

Microwaves by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020

microwaves 

1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.

Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.

microwaves by i1abnrk June 19, 2010

microwaveshutup 

if microwave doesn't stop searching urban i will get angry

"mok mok" microwaveshutup

microwaveshutup by Moqquette July 28, 2022

miseavesdropping 

Eavesdropping but hearing the wrong thing or misinterpreting what they said.

“Sorry I was miseavesdropping.”

miseavesdropping by Donglin July 1, 2025