ZWI 

Zooming While Intoxicated.

Being/getting drunk online, while attending an internet get-together using an app like Zoom.

Also known as a Zeewee.

The police could have made a fortune if they knew how to issue a ZWI to all the drunks attending the Zoom meeting we had last night.

ZWI by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 22, 2020

Zwi 

A girl who loves smoking and wants to fuck every 2d men that exist in this fucking world.

Look at Zwi fucking every 2D man.

Zwi by Zabivaka April 29, 2022

zwirned 

hassles and delays which cause you to be late - likely in reference to poor financial reporting and general issues related to financial controls; often heard grumbled in institutional investor offices

Investors grumbled about the delay, which made some of them late in filing financial reports to their own clients -- a hassle that became known as "getting Zwirned."

zwirned by William Spivens III April 3, 2008

Zwickering 

To be exposed for cheating online, then denying it and claiming those you cheated are cheats themselves.

User FG: That user is Zwickering
User S2B: How do you know?
User FG: We found out she was cheating by using autovote but she tried claiming that everyone else was cheating
User S2B: Has she got any proof?
User FG: Lol, nope
User S2B: Yep, she's Zwickering.

Zwickering by juicetithers August 31, 2013

Zwirni 

Godfather of SWTOR!

Raidlead and SA-category player since release, Gunslinger God and kind hearted, considerate and understanding raidlead. Great as a toyboy, especially for the older ones "Best way to learn sailing is to sail an old ship!" Zwirni 2k18.

"Man I just got out of my raid... some random guy flamed me the whole time." "OH so you've finally met Zwirni."

"There's a new guild, I've heared that they only accept the best players." "Damn, Zwirni started another fun project?"

"I'm a fucking god at this game now, it took me quite a while." "Yeah definetly, keep it up. You will ascend to Zwirnihood soon."

Zwirni by Ronhofer_SWTOR_Hater June 14, 2021

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen by mungryy December 29, 2020

Zwimpie 

Dutch slang word for someone that looks like a retard.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah! He looks like a fucking Zwimpie

Pronunctiation: Sh-wim-pi

Zwimpie by KenzovanD_ April 6, 2019