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scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

The Richard Weiss Scoring System 

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

scoringbuddy

my best friend alex is my scoringbuddy ,its great no clingyness
scoringbuddy by supergirl123 January 17, 2009