It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!

"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010

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Knee Gears

Just another way of saying the word “Niggers” except you can’t really get in trouble for it, you can make up an excuse like the one below

White Guy: “Yeah, I just really hate all the niggers coming in”
Black Guy: “YO WHAT THE FUCK, SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN”
White Guy: “CHILL, I was just talking about the metal cogs my sister uses ever since she broke her knee, or as I call them, knee gears, anyway, they take up too much space around the house”

Knee Gears by ThreeBabyDucks January 3, 2020

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Gears of War

The only game on the market that lets you curbstomp people.

-Loserkid: Gears of War is so GAY!
-Cool Kid: You can curbstomp people.
-Loserkid: ...Gears of War is so AWESOME!!

Gears of War by Dirty Monkey Sex December 6, 2006

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