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loan wood 

When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.
"Man,I would loan wood to her."

"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"

"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"
loan wood by The Woodsman aka ARF January 9, 2009

logan woods 

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.
Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.
logan woods by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015

Logan Woodall 

A pyromaniac possibly schizophrenic machiavellian who will fuck your day up if you even attempt to to wrong him. This is a word meant to describe these types of psychos.
DUDE, YOU JUST GOT FUCK’N LOGAN WOODALL’D”
Logan Woodall by ToiletFucker July 21, 2022
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026