The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

assplanation by Brandy October 27, 2004

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assumation

A large gathering of clowns.

-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

assumation by Jesse The Man Blackheart January 17, 2010

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Assumsination

A conversation based soley on assumptions from both participants. Usuely an argument between immature self centered couples with no communication skills and lots of insecurities.

" so where did you go last night?"
"What makes you assume i went somewhere?"

" who is she?"

"The fuck are you talking about?"

"You must be cheating on me?"

"No way! I can only assume that you must be cheating if you are accusing me of cheating!"

"Now we are just having a assumsination. Can we not?"

Assumsination by WittyWhite August 16, 2018

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Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

Assumation by atomie November 3, 2022

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