Dicxhaust 

When you stick your penis in a cars exhaust pipe and have the driver put the petal to the medal in neautral.

My husband wanted to try to dicxhaust with our car in the garage.

Dicxhaust by Kinky Auto-Technician December 14, 2019

Dixhaustion 

A condition in which a one's penis feels like it's going to fall off (or in rare cases, actually does fall off), especially after excessive masturbation or an intense sexual experience.

Friend 1: "Dude, my dick feels like it's going to fall off!"

Friend 2: "Well, that's what you get jacking off five times a day."

Friend 1: "I guess, man. Severe dixhaustion!"

Dixhaustion by progressivepimp July 6, 2009

dicksausted 

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick

Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.

dicksausted by mikesauce June 17, 2008

dickhaus 

pronounced: (dik-houz)

someone who acts stupid, angry, rude, or selfish. Used like the words asshole or douchebag

pluralized: dickhauses

The cop that rodney-kinged me was a DICKHAUS

dickhaus by Prison Prodigy November 4, 2010

Dickhausted 

Getting so much dick that you are physically and mentally exhausted.

After vigorous sexual escapades, Dorothy was dickhausted.

Dickhausted by Dorothy is dickhausted July 1, 2019

Dickhaus 

I short, blonde Aryan who generally acts loud or like a lemur on heavy doses of coffee.

That guy is literally yelling and flaring his arms around, he’s such a Dickhaus.

Dickhaus by ItsBearSeason December 18, 2019