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Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005
Don't get a now nothin
If it not had been for the Lord, I would not have had a nownutta women come into my life.
Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.
"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"
Numnut by louisCo April 10, 2006
half nimrod and half numnut
You are such a nimnut!
nimnut by slacke3r January 7, 2010
1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
"Shut up numnuts."
Numnuts by dadmenow December 1, 2017

NoNutItious 

NoNutItious is a disease you catch during No Nut November. Your body starts to malfunction from lack of masturbation and you start to get ill. You can only get NoNutItious when participating in this challenge without losing. NoNutItious can cause coughing, sneezing, runny nose, and excessive horny-ness. Don't let this sickness stop you from beating (pun intended) No Nut November, not everyone gets affected, but it can be contagious. Fight your way through your illness, and show everyone how you're superior. Stay safe, and make sure not to nut!
Jessica: Hey, where's Jake?
Kevin: Oh, he's at home sick with NoNutItious
NoNutItious by Julietsos November 13, 2019