smeef 

NOUN:

1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny

a. A pet's name

b. A modern name for a child

c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.

2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick

ACRONYM:

1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing

2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:

INTERNET:

1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.

2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007

NOUN:

1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!

2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!

ACRONYM:

1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm

2. google SMEEF

INTERNET: (google these)

1: smeefsmeef youtube

smeefsmeef twitter

smeefsmeef myspace

2: smeef wetpaint

smeef by Orangesmeefminky October 20, 2010

smeef 

A type of rancid fart that exits through the penis.

Anthony decided to smeef in Brian's mouth because Brian likes men.

smeef by Harry Ballzonya June 11, 2006

Smeef 

Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.

*grabs friend’s face*

“Smeeeeeeeef!”

Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!

Smeef by Wallyballysally March 24, 2019

Smeef 

Smeef :verb:
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.

“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”

Smeef by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Smeef 

Smelly beef

It's like uncanned smeef all over my expectations

Smeef by Tree-Line February 26, 2013

smeef 

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

smeef by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009

Smeef 

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

Smeef by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016